Wednesday, September 19, 2007   8:39 PM
19th september 2007Day a hundred and fifty nine.
Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard and Visa.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
Love thy neighbour, but don’t get caught.
Behind every successful man, there’s a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are always two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise should never marry and when they do, they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Never put off work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in the backseats cause children.
‘Your future depends on your dreams’ so go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.
God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So why bother to learn?
this got me laughing so much. i think im high tonight.