Saturday, September 08, 2007 9:25 PM
if a fire catches in your room,what will you do?
selina: stop drop and roll.
me: what!
you'll just stop in your tracks and drop and roll?
gosh! i'll be running myself out of that room.
HAHA.
(realises she's been taken a fool of)
selina: heyhey!
no! i meant if my clothes caught on fire.
me: what do you think jason would do if his clothes caught on fire?
selina: take off his clothes and run!
HAHA
(he overheards our laughter and conversation)
jason: HEY!
i wont run naked.
me: what will you do if your shirt caught on fire?
selina: the same. stop drop and roll
me: what about pants then?
HAHA
know what i'll do?
i'll pee in them.
self extinguisher! HAHA.
selina: but theres acid in your pee
me: WHAT! then if thats the case, youre sides would corrode when it comes out.
and it would just make the fire bigger
HAHA
selina: oh i thought you had acid in your pee
silly.
jason: boobie covers!
me: im just curious.
why do you call it boobie covers?
jason: why it covers your boobs
( his hands start carressing his chest cupping whatever he has there)
me: oh
so what do you call things that cover your bottom?
willy covers?
jason: NOOOO
you call them knickers
me: why cant i call them that? it covers that also
you cant just call boobie covers if not i'll call bottoms willy covers
