jokes of the day.

1. Girl : Will you love me after marriage also? Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

2. Doctor : your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleepingpills. Wife : When must I give them to him? Doctor : They are for you.

3. God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems,he created YOU.

4. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Takeonly one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the tablewas a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

5. One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachershate me." MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go toschool." SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWOyears old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPALof the school.

6. What are the three fastest ways of communication? Three fastest means of communication in the world. Tele-phone Tele-vision Tell-a-woman. You still want faster? Tell her not to tell anyone :-)

7. A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying ofAIDS?" Answer:"So when I'm dead noone will dare touch ur mom!"