Monday, November 12, 2007 4:05 PM
why spore' banned chewing gum;A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.
Malaysian : 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'
Singaporean : 'Of course.'
Malaysian : 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside.The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore .
'The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian : 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'
Singaporean : 'Of course.'
Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore .'
This time, the Singaporean retorted : 'Do you have sex in Malaysia ?'
Malaysian : 'Why, of course we do'
Singaporean : 'Do you wear protection'
Malaysian : 'Of course! We wear condoms.'
Singaporean : 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
Malaysian : 'Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away.'
Singaporean : 'We don't. In Singapore , the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia ,... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore .'
i think i found myself in disfavour of chewing gums already. im thinking the sweet flavoured ones are the type of condoms that have that fruity taste on. ewww, imagine the condoms with the straberry taste on it being recycled and made into your own strawberry flavoured chewing gum. what about peppermint types? gosh! those condoms who taste er HOT?
