Wednesday, October 15, 2008   9:43 PM
My date with the HOT korean girl.she made me dinner, simple but sophisticated enough for me. i cant even cook an egg or rice without a rice cooker without burning it. i wldnt even wake up early in the morning to fry an egg with peas and corn in it and prepare rice, all for a friend. im just plain lazy and you see cooking wasnt a gift bestowed upon me. i cant cook- my dream X'mas present?
Cooking for Dummies.my god. i feel stupid now. im really bad at guessing ages. i took 4 chances and all got it wrong. how embarrasing and she got mine on the first try. damm!
ME: how old are you?
Jun: hmm, take a guess.
ME: you're not really my age but i'll say close, 19?
Jun: noooo, haha, way much older.
ME: okay fine. hmm, 21?
Jun: (laughs hysterically) haha noo Amanda, way older. more.more.
ME: alright. this is my last guess. it cant be seriously. 25!
Jun: surprising, older.
ME: WHAT ! how freaking old are you??? i know im going to regret this bu 28! NO MORE...
Jun: HA im not that old!younger.
ME: okay we're going somewhere. wahhh, (cries) i dont wanna play already!
Jun: im 26.
ME: OMFG. you really dont look like one.
maybe its the korean genes, if thats the case, im going to korea to find a hot korean guy, marry him, have mixed kids who would look like 20's when they're 50's haha. i would die a happy grandmother. haha.
i was so terrified when she said she wanted to share with me her dinner. i thought i was turning lesbian. haha, or the other way round. i went up to ashton, took her by the arms and shook her hard.
Ashton: whoah dude, go easy on that. what's up?
ME: Ashton, seriously look at me.
Ashton: yeah okay, im looking, why??? you're creeping me out now.
ME: are you attracted to me in any way? like do i look man enough to you??
Ashton: what do you mean man?
ME: ahh.... that doesnt matter, are you attracted to me!!
Ashton: hell no man. cmon, man im totally not lesbian and i like guys. you're crazy.
wahh. im going bonkers. i cant deal with being lesbian and having guys on my tail. a few days ago, i whined at mum.
ma! i think i have boy problems.'boy, it was funny. you see i've always been more comfortable with guys. most of my friends are guys, now that im out of a convent school. though i kinda miss the girls there, and being all lesbian. even mum cant keep up with the number of guys i've been going out with, she's more than happy with their names and numbers. plus point: if they have a car.
keenan's pop the question. technically he didnt, but he wrote his number on a piece of paper and folded it up neat and nice, and gave it to me.
ME: what's with the paper? is it rubbish?
keenan: no you dont throw it! just open it.
ME: (unwraps the paper) written on it was keenan ********** (eyes keenan) what's this for?
keenan: im giving you my number stupid.
ME: yeah i know idiot. i can see for myself. but what's it for? like if im sick and all, can i call you to fill in my shift? (smirks)
keenan: NOOO. that's not what you do with my number. say like if you want to catch a movie, you can call me out and we'll go for a date or like dinner.
ME: ahhh, i see. but why? (scrunches paper up)
(ashton walks past)
ashton: hey guys what's up?
ME: hey ashton, this is for you. keenan's wants so badly to give it to you, but he was afraid to at such a close distance.
ashton. oh what's this? (unwraps, walks to table and scribbles something on it)
keenan: wtf man, why did you give it to her?
ME: haha, oh whoops, why was it especially for me?
keenan: duh, i was giving you my number.
ME: awww, thats so sweet of you but hey look, i think ashton's lovin' it.
ashton: happily smiling to herself whilst drawing.
ME: look she's way more interested in you than me, i bet she's writing mrs. keenan on it.
keenan didnt believe me when i told him my r/s were mostly 2 weeks. i bet he was thinking 'what a player' haha, i get that all the time, though im trying hard not to lose interest. it gets boring a lil;D after a while. haha, i can definately relate to sandra bullock in that show, two week's notice with hugh grant as her boss.
you could tell he was desperate. he was trying to side his story that he actually goes for asian girls, which was surprising as he was always biased against us asians. haha. his physical evidence? a photo of us ex and himself, and boy she was as tanned, asian though she had the advantage, she was born and breed in aussie. trust me you sld never get keenan interested in anything, he keeps bugging you, damm it was irritating- so i stated i prefer my caucasian guys with blue eyes like ben. oh ben. haha, (and i went on sighing and murmuring ben under my breath) i think keenan didnt understand why blue eyes, as he soon caught up to me and set me under interrogation, why?? whats wrong with brown... (well i would totally go for ashton as she has blue eyes) you bet, ashton smacked me hard in the head, protesting she wasnt going to go lesbian for me) im not sure if he's serious about it but we left the topic at he's going to get blue contacts.
funny things a guy would do for a girl. i had damm good fun at work.